In the darkness of the alley Chmurka and the villain met after a long time: "OOO my God! No way! Chmurka? Is it really you?!" "My arms keep missing youwho's been kissing you since you went away ?" "I've been thinking about you, shi-pow-pow!" "Yeah... snap out of it! No time for lyrics-chat. We have a problem" said Chmurka while taking out its iphone. "Did you know? The gadgets these days... I can actually get online. I`m going to show you a video.Take a close look" :
"It actually has nothing to do with our supersecret mission, but I find it hella funny!" "Come on Chmurka, you haven`t changed at all... My master is in danger!" "Oo, yeah...i forgot about that for a sec... I don't know anything about it, the cat does..."
"Take my breath away..."
<=Before reading anything, you must listen to this.
Another night, another ocasion for de super villain to destroy.
Meticulously planing its breakfast in the headquarters, the fluffy creature suddenly hears the phone ringing.
"RING-RING"
"hello? who`s there?" asks the creature with its voice so deep.
"... your master is in danger, meet me at the petshop at midnight, no cops!"
"Of course there will be no cops, stupid! I`m a villain..." says the creature before hanging up.
This seems to be the most important mission of its life (the first one,actually) so it must be done correctly.
Puts on its mantle, the mask ( so it will be unrecognisable), quietly steps out of its "nest", rips the door of as quietly as possible so the children won`t wake up.
"TO THE VILLAIN-MOBIL!"
The streets are cold in January, but the creature feels no cold, no warmth, no love, no hate... only the need to take to an end all of its missions and keeping the master proud. Striding swiftly only on the dark sides of the alley, the villain reaches the pet shop.
"Oh, these stupid muts, living in ignorance, only caring about their perfect fur...and these cats, make me wanna throw up. Can`t catch me, ha ha!" says the creature
"Hello, my good friend, it`s me Chmurka..."
To be continued....
NEXT ON THE STORY OF AN ANONYMOUS VILLAIN:
we will find out who chmurka is and what is the mission the villain will have to carry out.
When the day comes to an end and children rub their eyes, fall asleep and dream so sweet SOMEBODY is waking up... Mysteriously sliding out of bed, with small and quiet steps, looking around mutely but still saying so much... this creature will be having breakfast. A vitamin-full breakfast: carrots, peanuts, sunflower seeds, no salt, only the natural flavour.
Now, being energetic after a "good day" sleep and a night time breakfast, it bursts into a godzila-like madness, climbing up the walls, pacing back and forth, seeking for attention but still being unnoticed...
Then, after hours and hours of chaos and sweat, it settles down and tenderly cleans its fur, for the sun is rising, children wake up and as we all know, a real villain never can be seen in daylight.
P.S. this villain wears a costume and nobody knows what kind of a creature it is.
THE END!
CV picture of the villain
On a supersecret mission in Russia. ( You can see the 2 russian chicks and the midget)
miercuri, 2 februarie 2011
Acum cateva ore, stateam linistita si ma maimutaream.... Brusc, iubitul meu s-a plictisit de mine si a zis "oai, hai sa cautam semne masoane in videoclipul Rihannei". La 5 secunde dupa ce mi-am aruncat privirea la televizor, mi s-a redovedit ca Rihanna e o masoana mizerabila (but who am I to say that),lucru care nu poate fi perceput de masele carora le este adresata muzica ei. Pentru a-mi sustine teza, voi pune niste poze, secvente din videoclipul acela :
I have the honor of enchanting my only follower, and the others with what I like to call unique and for the first time on the internet pictures taken by my beloved bf Eugen. All credits to him and his soap-shaped Nokia (god rest its soul) (and my great spirit of observation).
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isn`t this a little bit misogynist?
I wonder if the lady back there considered buying one...
